You have reached the correct station. The station is simply not answering yet.
FORM RD-000 · CALIBRATION IN PROGRESS
The Department recommends Step 3 of the Emergency Protocol:
Outside. Without a podcast. Notice things.
Trees have not been updated since the Cretaceous period. They are fine.
The machine is unavailable. You are not.
Return when the Department has finished calibrating. The Guide works without us.
theresearchdepartment.org · AMY SEHY · DIRECTOR OF FIELD STUDIES